Meerkat

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batched:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.

(Source: camperoni, via in-the-land-of-gods-and-monsters)

Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.

—Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters  (via fawun)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via gilrsk)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via gilrsk)

  • Me 50% of the time: I want to read and write poetry and be cultured and love nature and love life.
  • Me the other 50%: fuck this shit I want to drink and get high on drugs and bale bad ass motherfucker fuck life I don't care.
  • Me 100% of the time: sitting home alone eating.

basically all my sentences start with one of these

  • ok so
  • basically
  • omg
  • no but seriously
  • actually
  • ok
  • wow
  • ok wow (or wow ok)
  • wait
  • but wait
  • no wait
  • wait what
  • guys
  • oh wow
  • so like

(Source: cowboybeboop, via a-lion-of-the-rock)

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem

—Captain Jack Sparrow (via the100rabh)

(via psych-quotes)

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy, via dracosferret)